Where Did We Go Wrong?
Paraphrased from memory.
hollyqueen: So what is the difference between zombies, mummies and vampires?
hollyking: Well zombies follow very primal instincts, vampires have free will and mummies are under the control of someone else.
hollyqueen: Does anyone else talk about the undead during foreplay?
hollyking: Among our friends? Yes, I think they do.