hollyking | Things I Should Not Have to Say

A penguin is an unacceptable sock substitute.

I think that qualifies under "things it would be silly to say." A penguin is an acceptable substitute for anything. A tangible wild card, as it were.

A penguin is an acceptable substitute for many things. A sock is not one of them.

I will have to stand by my position. A sock is not acceptable as a penguin substitute, but you can use a penguins in many different ways.

I don't feel strange anymore. You guys are *MUCH* weirder than I am.

MUCH.

You should hear the things I forget to post.

Yeah, that's right up there with "Don't drink the water off the car" and "Don't hold the dog by her jowls."

My hovercraft is full of eels

Well a penguin would warm your foot, for a little while anyway.