Sex Sausage?

[hollyking]

This morning’s news tidbit comes from Deutsche Welle. It seems that a customer hid a vibrator in a sausage and gave it to an employee in a butcher’s shop for safe keeping. My favorite bit of the article is this quote:

She (the employee) summoned the local police, who discovered that the sausage contained an unspecified device intended to give pleasure in ways foreign to the nature of a normal food product.

Although a close second is:

“That sort of thing isn’t illegal in our country,” said a police spokesperson to the dpa news agency.

Comments

[jamee13.livejournal.com]

My first thought was:
They probably could have used the sausage for that job too.

Then I though:
What if it was a spicy sausage though? That could cause a serious Burnin' ring o fire!

LOL!

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Why hide the vibrator at all? Do they not have bottom bathroom drawers in Germany?

[hollyking.livejournal.com]

Authorities suspect that the customer was intending to smuggle the device into Dubai, where sex toys are illegal.