Serious Screw-Up

Not only does UPS have a vendetta against me Amazon.com has joined them to keep my packages from me! ARGH!

1. I ordered a mini-SD card for my shiny new phone.
2. Updated my address before submitting the order because I noticed that the billing address was my old address.
3. Merrily went on my way.
4. Today I checked the tracking for my package and noticed that it's out for delivery in Oregon. WTF?
5. Oh, Amazon updated my billing address but didn't update the shipping address. It could have been my mistake.
6. Wait. UPS says the package was delivered at 2:40pm. Then they say that they tried to deliver the package but I moved so it's on hold until they get my new address.
7. So I call UPS to give them my new address. They can't update the address because their system says it was delivered. But it's not delivered. She can see that in the system too but they can't change anything until the package shows up.
8. So I'm supposed to call back an give them my new address.
9. Except that I'm going to be in the boonies and out of touch until next Tuesday. No way to call.

Sigh.