Lame Fortune Cookies

Have you noticed how the fortunes inside the cookies have been pretty bland lately? I have and it seems I'm not the only one. If I made fortunes for cookies one would be: It will get better today. What would you write?

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Grandma at 90

Grandma at 90
Originally uploaded by hollyking.

My maternal grandmother turns 90 tomorrow. Here is a picture of her from last weekend. She's coming for a visit at the end of this month and I can't wait.